Didn’t you know Iron Man is 100% based on The Life of Mark Zuckerburg, eternally grudgy about not getting laid till long after his billions in stock options vested? Congress and China need to be very very careful about not agitating the 30 Year Old Virgin. Once he gets his dander up, the fate of the world— of all of us—rests in the placenta-moisturized hands of Goop and though he knows now the vagina can kill, he’s too arrogant to believe that applies to him. Only China can save us now. Which is why they embedded his current wife in his fortress.
Didn’t you know Iron Man is 100% based on The Life of Mark Zuckerburg, eternally grudgy about not getting laid till long after his billions in stock options vested? Congress and China need to be very very careful about not agitating the 30 Year Old Virgin. Once he gets his dander up, the fate of the world— of all of us—rests in the placenta-moisturized hands of Goop and though he knows now the vagina can kill, he’s too arrogant to believe that applies to him. Only China can save us now. Which is why they embedded his current wife in his fortress.